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Away Demotivational Poster


THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT -


TAGS: a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

axe11154 - November 5, 2012, 12:24 pm, #240407
NVM found it 154220 But still you made a far better poster then I
axe11154 - November 5, 2012, 12:19 pm, #240406
:( sorta sucks I beat some one to a picture but now I cant find it, It was the childish one about how only a child can see what the artist doesn't,
crowe - October 24, 2012, 1:39 am, #240134
d***! ...it is! LOL!
falloutghoul - October 22, 2012, 7:35 pm, #240114
d*** it! XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 6:34 pm, #240113
I'll stick with my books. They're basically just long comics anyways.....and the come without the ridicule. :)
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 5:35 pm, #240112

wanna borrow some of mine? i got tons :)
crankyhead - October 22, 2012, 5:18 pm, #240111
That's the lion's hind leg, right? =)
maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:07 pm, #240108
I Know About That Song In Your Head Thing Over And Over Yah.
Airman - October 22, 2012, 5:04 pm, #240107
I will get you for this one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 4:51 pm, #240106
I don't think I've ever read a comic book.
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 3:48 pm, #240104

dang...can't get the song outta my head now :)
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 3:47 pm, #240103

...you read more than comic books....wicked dude :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 3:33 pm, #240102
I take a break from the insufferable puns in the Spider Robinson novel I'm reading and this is what I find.
GaryO - October 22, 2012, 3:25 pm, #240101
HAH! Rick oughta love this one. 5L


ABSENCE -


TAGS: away alone breath
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Sho

jonny5 - November 2, 2012, 7:19 am, #240340
Hey! Looks like one house on the Jersey shore survived Hurricane Sandy
spacedog - August 18, 2012, 7:21 pm, #238527
Really like this Sho. 5L


OH, GIMME THE BEAT BOYS -


TAGS: janchallenge dobie grey drift away
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by sickartist

boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:33 pm, #224745
...and drift away
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 1:28 pm, #181183
I like this one better.
CANADA - April 8, 2010, 7:22 pm, #170319
Perfect
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 10:07 am, #154944
5 lions to lil Van Jr.
Produceman117 - January 27, 2010, 8:25 pm, #154835
Easiest 5Ls I've given in a while.


WALKING AWAY - I don't run away from you I walk slowly, and it kills me you don't care enough to stop me.


TAGS: love walks away
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:55 pm, #224385

unanimou5
5150monkeylove - September 11, 2011, 9:32 pm, #224183
5L all the way!
gas - September 11, 2011, 8:19 pm, #224177
me too, very nice
mariand - September 10, 2011, 10:40 am, #224135
I like thi5 one
spacedog - September 10, 2011, 12:33 am, #224130
I like it. Keep em' coming. 5L


LONELY -


TAGS: lonely walk away whispered
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:14 pm, #244017
so much that I have to make a new whole new life in which he / she is no more ]p


I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM THE BOOM GODS - They say you're screwed


TAGS: boom tank fire away
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:34 pm, #242319
My grandfather was Paratrooper during WW2 and he said he saw an Artillery round with "If you can read this you're f*cked" written on the side of it.


AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...




IRISH BREAKFAST - Even Little Antonio Kwows Exactly How A Successful Schoolday Starts


TAGS: guinness is good for you and one a day keeps the doctor away
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:25 pm, #169835
Saw yours 5 min ago. Mine is much better! :P
rerun - April 5, 2010, 12:24 pm, #169749

nice take on an older pic.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:29 am, #169686
Good night Aggy. Got to wake up for work tomorrow. See ya.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:24 am, #169683
Indeed.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:16 am, #169681
Point well taken. But, in good company, if I do say so myself.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:09 am, #169678
Ummmm, culos, cubby, mustyk, sean, agdaniele,(wait, what?) etc, etc, etc.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:05 am, #169676
Naturally. Who would?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:03 am, #169675
I'm not sure I want to.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:01 am, #169674
LMAO! Ain't you heard?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:00 am, #169673
Weenie.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:59 am, #169672
LOL!!! I know where you're going with that! No, I won't be.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:58 am, #169671
Yeahbut?????? Will you still be in the country?
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:56 am, #169670
LMAO! Not until I see a subpoena and a blood test!
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:54 am, #169669
Is this kid related to you Aggy?


Insomnia -


TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm, #252224

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm, #252223
Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm, #252218

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...


A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY -


TAGS: they re coming to take me away ha ha
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

beastmaster - January 28, 2012, 3:05 pm, #228304
You're giving me ideas! "I don't suffer from insanity ... I enjoy every minute of it!"
Neener - October 23, 2010, 1:51 pm, #199529
I love doing stuff like this!
440wakeup - August 15, 2010, 9:44 pm, #189587
Pick out the nediest kid on the bus stop, look at your B.O.L.O. clip board look scared and point at pointdexar tire squeeling flee the area (worx with ol ladies too. Answer all questions with a chinses accent "WOT HAPPENED,WOT happened!"
440wakeup - August 15, 2010, 9:30 pm, #189585
LAW ENFORCEMENT SANITY, On low risk calls, ALWAYS BACK OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH YOUR HANDS UP. a**ume the KARATE-KID crane stance wheneva possible. when breaking containment scream loose PITT loose PITT! Just give me a ticket! issue Piracy on the open water
spacedog - August 14, 2010, 12:05 pm, #189466
I like it. 5
Chompers - August 14, 2010, 11:07 am, #189460
Carry a cardboard sign saying "I came" around either your school or place of business.
Feasibly - August 14, 2010, 9:00 am, #189458
Nice one Ice...I gave it 5L even though the picture used wasn't anime.
MyAkGetsShitDone - August 14, 2010, 8:51 am, #189457
OMG u just put down what happens to me like.....everyday its great fun asking for "diet water"


MISSING YOU -


TAGS: miss you broken heart away
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:07 pm, #224855

best way to get over somebody is to get under some body. ...and don't go making that into a poster.


SENILITY -


TAGS: old people get away with it
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by caveman

GaryO - January 25, 2013, 10:58 pm, #242843
Hey, the pigeons started it (5L)
MissPriss - January 25, 2013, 10:32 pm, #242842
Some can pull it off by 35...5L.
PapaFox - January 25, 2013, 7:45 pm, #242836
:-D


APRONS - not really needed with jeans and a t-shirt


TAGS: things that go away
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Airman

Bob D. Sailor - March 9, 2010, 7:47 pm, #163501
5L for a heart touching memories.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 6:56 pm, #162007
d*** you Airman!! "sniff" I need to call my Nana now. 5L


PHYDEAUX -


TAGS: whittlin away the days death star melon
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 1:51 am, #190486
Oh wait...that was a WEDGIE.....something else altogether...
phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 1:51 am, #190485
Wedge, you there?? wedge?? WEDGE!!
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 1:05 am, #190480
LOL. Red leader's beginning his run.
phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 12:57 am, #190477
I find your lack of faith disturbing...
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:41 am, #190469
Plugging the exhaust port too. 5L
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 12:29 am, #190460
Eventually whipping it out, drunkenly slurring "In Alderaan System, Death Star Blows You!"


*#$&$@ - If you just flinched, you lost the game.


TAGS: dont look away dont flinch keep looking
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 12:14 am, #210165
OWW...I scratched my cornea one time and even that hurt like F*** couldn't open my eye for 2 days it was so swollen.
TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 9:23 am, #177972
o ****....
LinkFox101113 - May 27, 2010, 4:28 am, #177963
My eyes are waterin'. Five horrid surgeries...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 8:06 pm, #177706
I feel uneasy just by having a short look at it... 5 eyeballs


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: live kill away calm happy
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 8:39 am, #226961
Thats The Way I Feel, Waiting For The Time To Run Out !
CloudchaserS - December 25, 2011, 11:49 pm, #226951
Life it seems to fade away, drifting farther every day...


WISH -




BELONGING -


TAGS: sad so close yet so far away demotivational back to the basics
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:06 pm, #194582
Those Come From Experiences I Have During My Day, So they Come When they Want Not When I Want, But I Will Act upon It From Now On.
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 9:01 pm, #194577

this is awesome dude! where the hell you been?!?! hey can you still make those humanitarian posters that left me stunned. i always liked the different perspectuive you had on it.


WE ALL GET A LITTLE SIDE TRACKED? -




Potential -




THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY -


TAGS: the one that got away oj simpson hell is waiting
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by steph1

hootizz - February 27, 2011, 2:49 pm, #213240
As they say.., 'what goes around.., comes around'...!!


BRIDGES -


TAGS: love doesnt last walk away
Rating: 3.7/5

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rerun - December 9, 2010, 7:44 pm, #206148

sweet


ABORTION -


TAGS: the true survivor is praised and the abortion survivor is swatted away
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Anything

tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 6:55 am, #209629
Pro-choice here. Every woman has her reason-- it's her body (as long as it's not used for birth control).
Joeythearm - January 10, 2011, 11:35 am, #209556
I support abortion because there is a small chance of the mother dying during or after the proceedure
TokinFire - May 18, 2010, 2:07 pm, #176512
You're a terrible human being. 5Ls for dead fetuses everywhere.


RELAXATION -




TOW AWAY ZONES - This guy obviously didn't see the signs


TAGS: ofsprey hummer tow away zone
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Zurkon

rerun - November 24, 2010, 11:27 pm, #203892

I bet airman parked on the flightline...again.


INCONTINENCE -


TAGS: go away kitty
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 2:11 am, #117901
Ronski with the failski.
Haarakkon - September 15, 2009, 1:05 am, #117891
When you **** yerself, the lion *might* leave.
Ronski - September 15, 2009, 12:56 am, #117889
I don't understand 0_0


JUST WALK AWAY -


TAGS: walk away
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

forseti - April 15, 2010, 6:55 pm, #171544
4 for the text, 7 for the pic. ;)
Anything - April 15, 2010, 6:16 pm, #171538
just walk away giving this poster a 5L.


SIGHTS FORGOTTEN -


TAGS: shut away lake forgotten
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:51 pm, #188809
5L.
spacedog - August 10, 2010, 11:01 pm, #188706
Very nice. 5L
rerun - August 10, 2010, 10:59 pm, #188704

beautiful.


DO NOT FOLLOW, FOR I MAY NOT LEAD -




DOWNSIZING -


TAGS: fly away little dim bunny your ride is here
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by Sean

Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 7:30 pm, #184895
Such a bad a** pic.


HAVE A SAFE TRIP -


TAGS: moving away fake friends
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

Budog - June 16, 2011, 4:17 am, #220084
I miss my mother-in-law, but my aim is improving...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 7:00 pm, #219844
How can we miss you if you won't go away..


EARTH'S NATURAL BEAUTY - HUMANS ARE A BLIGHT ON THE PLANET WE SCREW EVERYTHING UP ESPECIALLY EARTH'S BEAUTY


TAGS: not that i actually care one d*** bit about global warming or the d*** enviroment and al gore cun suck my woah sorry about that got carried away for a second
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:13 am, #172971
Hey, it's my hometown! We aren't called Smoggies for nothing.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am, #172945
Until then, 5L
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am, #172944
We are the manufacturers of global environmental atrophy. All life forms will flourish in our self-induced demise.


DRIFT AWAY - Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I want to get lost in your rock n' roll and drift away.


TAGS: drift away give me beat
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Budog

Airman - April 10, 2012, 7:10 pm, #233035
Dobie Gray
CloudchaserS - April 7, 2012, 10:00 am, #232890
Ladies who rock are ***y!


HOME SCHOOLING -


TAGS: 102 3 on nhl 94 though and he will never take that away from me
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:12 pm, #212510
LMAO! i beat my old man that bad when i was younger. he never played again


Bachelorhood -


TAGS: runaway groom bachelor marriage
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by vilnius

trbecome - March 29, 2014, 10:29 pm, #253897
He should be barefoot. He can run faster.
chickenlittle - January 5, 2014, 2:31 pm, #251956
With all due respect whatevergirl, I can't figure out how this could make "all men look like complete and utter jerks... or utter ***k"? This works both ways, it would have been just as funny if it were a bride running & "bachelorette" as caption.
chickenlittle - January 5, 2014, 2:21 pm, #251955
Let me chime in here for the record. I'm female and I thought it was pretty funny. Remember, there are two definitions for institution, one is- an established law, practice, or custom. "the institution of marriage"
Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:36 pm, #251949
And yet, such tirades rather illustrate the point. 5 Marxists!
GaryO - January 5, 2014, 11:19 am, #251944
Well, apparently that lengthy battery powered gift Santy left ya didn’t do the trick. Perhaps you should try it on the adjacent portal.
Greeny - January 5, 2014, 10:28 am, #251943
I think the funny flew over your head... do you even know who Groucho Marx is?
whatevergirl - January 5, 2014, 9:02 am, #251942
And #3 can also go out to anyone in the comment section who agrees with this or this it's funny. Also, NOT FUNNY, MARX!
whatevergirl - January 5, 2014, 9:01 am, #251941
3. This is yet another ***ist remark towards women. Which not only makes you look like a complete and utter ***k, But also contributes to the stereotype that ALL men are ***ist jerks, Thus making their entire gender lose respect more and more.
whatevergirl - January 5, 2014, 9:01 am, #251940
3 things wrong here: 1. You don't know the definition of institution. 2. By YOUR logic, You just called YOURSELF crazy!


DEDICATION -




MONOLOGUES -


TAGS: d*** she flew away too this evil overlord thing is tricky
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 1:43 am, #159033
He's like the Pepe le Pew of birds!
Haarakkon - January 26, 2010, 9:20 pm, #154652
I love this one, and it took no time at all.


*FACEPALM* -




ST. DARWIN - Because pissing off one troll group wasn't enough.




SUBTLE PAYBACK -


TAGS: living fear getting away payback
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

tellitlikeitis - December 19, 2010, 9:04 pm, #207584
Funny, I used to think the same way... close my eyes.. no one can see me. Blind justice really, 5 lions for you!
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 3:56 pm, #207385
5L for the k**** make-up pic. 5L for the verse. 5L for the message. /3 = 5L?


HIDDEN RESORT -


TAGS: tropical getaway stress relief last
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

guyfox - March 9, 2011, 5:10 pm, #213885
isn't he supposed to put the whale in the ocean.......?
agdaniele - March 9, 2011, 8:25 am, #213858
Beautiful.


ANY LANDING... -




TODAY - It's a perfect day to throw back your head and kiss it all goodbye.


TAGS: 2012 is too far away
Rating: 4.44/5

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THIS IS A -




PRODUCT PLACEMENTS -




CLIFF EDGE -


TAGS: stay away cliff edge the baddest man on the planet
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

forseti - September 16, 2010, 2:08 am, #194054
"30 Seconds To Mars - closer to the edge" get's a new meaning... 5 L
Sean - September 30, 2009, 12:14 am, #122764
You heard wrong. U2 is as popular as the Boomtown Rats shoulda been. Don't own or want a single U2 album (but Bono did earn his way into heaven for what he did for Joey Ramone). God I miss the Ramones. So there.
Derek - September 30, 2009, 12:11 am, #122761
I've heard The Edge rocks
1234 - May 7, 2009, 8:53 pm, #78647
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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT - It's a dead giveaway


TAGS: last will testament dead giveaway
Rating: 2.87/5

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Sean - June 15, 2009, 10:57 pm, #87406
I'm not a fan of the pun to no-where, but I will give this a 5 just so you don't think last of me.


Choices -


TAGS: wife mode b***ons mash away
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:57 pm, #251953
...on his "genes?"
Greeny - December 27, 2013, 2:33 pm, #251769
Press & hold 'Depressed', 'Agitated' and 'Edgy' while ***ping 'Irritable' & you'll be close
GaryO - December 27, 2013, 12:27 pm, #251768
Geeeeeezus…thought my scroll wheel was broken. But, yeah…sadly Moditrue
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 27, 2013, 12:18 pm, #251766
Where i5 "crotchety mode"?


go away -


TAGS: go away bilingual
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 21, 2013, 9:31 pm, #251115
Ha! My poor spainish could also pass poor italiano.


America's Away Team Colors -




TEAMWORK -




Twisted Words -


TAGS: sentence read different meaning will giveaway material goods
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:59 am, #252546
punny...sorta


DREAMS - You're always close enough to touch, but never quite close enough to hold on keep walking


TAGS: dreams givingup walkingaway
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by robotdylan

EmilioDumphque - March 6, 2013, 12:04 pm, #244081
If you forget how to walk in your dreams, remember to lean forward. It helps.
robotdylan - March 4, 2013, 2:50 pm, #244043
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - March 4, 2013, 6:35 am, #244041

Real nice.


DESPAIR - When beauty is a cruel reminder of the joy you cannot feel.


TAGS: nothing takes the pain away
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Yorick

mizzdizz - July 1, 2015, 5:40 pm, #261839
Verrrry nice, Yorick! Luuuuv it! 5L


INVISIBLE -




Mirrors -




Dear Child -




IT WILL NOT BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU -




Baby Steps -




THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY -




THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY -




CASTAWAY -


TAGS: castaway seals don t like clubs
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 11:34 am, #240935
Sea Lions.
ICEMAN - July 8, 2010, 11:43 pm, #183763
Subtle. 5L
agdaniele - July 8, 2010, 10:18 pm, #183750
Aces!


HELLO TIMMY, AS LEAST YOU GOT THE GRAMMER CORRECT -


TAGS: timmy motifake thanks you noe go away or else
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - August 3, 2010, 8:31 pm, #187612

maybe you should have been more clear in the tags
awkrap - August 3, 2010, 1:20 pm, #187577
I still don't see what was mod bashing about my poster? It was in fact the complete opposite as a pointer to the complete line of rejects on the approval queue.
culos - August 2, 2010, 6:56 am, #187462
GrammAr?
rerun - August 2, 2010, 6:55 am, #187461

still don't see it.
culos - August 2, 2010, 4:27 am, #187453
Rerun, please!!! Grammer????
rerun - August 1, 2010, 10:58 am, #187321

Actually, WouldYouKindly66 was the one who got banned for submitting the original one. Sorry aggy.....however awkrap is a fine candidate for WouldYouKindly66's replacement Timmy
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 2:52 am, #187293
Thanks, awkrap - you've made your mark... and lost your footing.


DESPAIR -


TAGS: this too shall pass away
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Yorick

Yorick - December 30, 2013, 3:37 pm, #251811
Thx. Another year almost gone.
Greeny - May 8, 2013, 7:58 am, #245602
N1


COURTESY -


TAGS: maybe if i ignore them they will go away
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by sickartist

phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:35 am, #156674
HA!! 5L!


AFTER MR. DRYSDALE'S INDICTMENT - Miss Hathaway went on to a rewarding career in public education


TAGS: far away from beverly hills
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by gil

GreyScorpion - March 23, 2010, 8:47 am, #166429
she's teaching the Jethro Bodine GaZinta method of math. 5L


JEHOVAHS WITNESSES -


TAGS: runaway god
Rating: 4.08/5

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TRANSITION -


TAGS: watching the tide roll away
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 8:43 pm, #148623
Wow, Grey... apparently closer to that edge than I am! LOL
GreyScorpion - December 28, 2009, 8:42 pm, #148622
2 weeks?!?.....5 Days
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 8:35 pm, #148619
Thanks, Random... I thought it ok to post... figuring that Argentina has such strict laws against extradition.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 8:33 pm, #148617
Terrible Aggy, truly terrible. I love it.


CONFIDENCE -


TAGS: rough landing but any landing you can hop away from is a good landing
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:01 pm, #122202
At least the videos I've seen. And I do respect anyone with the guts to do this. I swear.
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:01 pm, #122200
Thanks dudes. I know nothing about this kamikaze sport except that every crash blooper video ends with a dude hitting a tree or skidding along the ground "prone." The hard part turned out to be finding a good pic. Sucks to get the idea before the pic.
Derek - September 27, 2009, 6:59 pm, #122189
"...but there are no old-bold pilots"
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:17 pm, #122159
That's a 10...as a side note; been there!
agdaniele - September 27, 2009, 1:36 pm, #122124
Classic.


HAIR WEAVES -


TAGS: anchors away crankyhead
Rating: 3.57/5

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Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 6:40 pm, #196753

space dog's comment....give it a month and i'm stealing it for a moti....olo.
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:39 pm, #196740
Heh, I couldn't help wondering if the lifeboat matches the schooner? Nice one cranky.


SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYES -




APRIL FOOLS - Let the mountain come to Muhammad. You silly goat herders. I got you. God would not move the mountain. It would crush us. You should have seen the looks on your faces.




CPT BOBVIOUS - Who knew he had gills?




HOUSEWIVES -


TAGS: while the boys are away the wives will play
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 9:54 pm, #117020
Ed...we just want to know what days you're not going home early, k.
Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 8:24 am, #116196
So that's what my wife does all day. I'm going home early!


PERSPECTIVE -




LEWIS & CLARK EXPEDITION -


TAGS: maybe they just wanted to get away from the honeydos
Rating: 3.06/5

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Preacher Man - November 3, 2009, 2:04 am, #133722
...over *harsh* terrain... Yeah, spelling is my strong suit, don't ya know.
Preacher Man - November 3, 2009, 1:44 am, #133718
All that walking over harch terrain and canoeing rough waters just to reach the Pacific Northwest coast in winter...lucky they didn't call it Cape That Was A f***ing Waste of Time.
BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 7:15 pm, #133508
IT's like...I don't know a extended boys night out. Sorry honey but the GPS didn't work. Gee babe, I mean we were making the map and all. Ummm somebody ate the bread crumbs....


RELIGION -


TAGS: life time joke people church stay away fun nun paris nicole
Rating: 2.94/5

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1MP4CT - October 10, 2009, 4:55 pm, #125587
Why aint they dead yet
Becks - September 20, 2009, 2:24 pm, #120024
Yeah, you´re right. And the left one is Nicole Richie.
Treehodger - September 20, 2009, 1:12 pm, #120013
I know this will sound bad, but is the one on the right Paris Hilton?...


FISHING TRIP -


TAGS: godfather ii but relaxing and a great get away
Rating: 2.93/5

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Sean - June 23, 2009, 12:39 am, #89079
Now this is great. Live for Today. If you know what I mean.
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:32 am, #89072
No matter how you look at it, this one doesn't seem to end in a healthy manner.


WALK AWAY - Someday we will meet again.


TAGS: walk away
Rating: 2.92/5

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PAKISTANI SECURITY FORCES - Trained to RUN in any combat situation


TAGS: pakistani security force run away scared combat
Rating: 2.73/5

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AMQ - November 11, 2009, 3:33 pm, #135840
Get your facts right. This is Indian Army Uniform (including shield) and probably taken in Kashmire


RESTAURANT PARKING - As bad as the food




TRYING TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL? -


TAGS: at least move that remote away it scares people
Rating: 1.25/5

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robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:53 pm, #248087
Aggy, they might have been classifying women as people again
forseti - April 4, 2010, 2:59 pm, #169455
...so where was this "not funny enough" - approver when needed?!?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 12:57 pm, #169386
What? A remote scares a male? Where are you from? 1835?


An Apple a Day -


TAGS: go away
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 15, 2014, 3:47 pm, #257946
Thanks, Silver.
Silverheart - November 15, 2014, 1:35 pm, #257937
Short 'n sweet - Motifakery at it's be5t!
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 12:31 pm, #257930
That's a good'un, Miho. 5L
Oldsod - November 15, 2014, 7:19 am, #257921
...and if you load it into a tater cannon...5 far flung strudels!


He farts in your general direction -




NatureMaid -




HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER -


TAGS: how to getaway with murder
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - November 22, 2014, 10:12 pm, #258194
Yep!


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